Come th-Fuck On!!!!

According to Google Street View...

They have a lovely yard, and a yard waste bin.

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AND a perfectly lovely stretch of trail upon where they can dump whatever they like///

Send your thoughts and praises to:

16115 NE 105th Ct

Redmond, WA 98052

%Dumpy Dumping Bitch

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Some lady was lopping a pile of tree limbs which she had dragged, from her back yard, out to the trail in the straightaway east of 104th.  

I've seen neighbors dumping their yard waste on the trail, and it drives me insane.  I've taken it up with code enforcement Officer McCarthy, but I've never gotten results.

I decided I'd snap a picture of the lady in the act, and later assess whether or not she did a considerate job of dumping in the commons.  

However, I wasn't able to snap the picture because there was this looming man who was walking his dog and stopping every 20 feet and looking over his shoulder, and he was taking his sweet time passing this lady whom, even though I think is terrible, I don't think was committing an act deserving of being stalked by some creepo who drove himself to the trail, and parked his car at the 104th crossing.  

So, instead of taking a picture of her, I took a picture of his car because you never know.  

Holiday Decorating

Back in the McGruff years of my youth, there were some songs my mother taught me in her efforts to mnemonically program me with safety procedures. 

One of them went like this:

♪ ♫ If you fall off your bike ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ East of 166th ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Go to Father Lovett's house ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Cuz he baptized you ♪ ♫
[clap clap]
♪ ♫ He baptized you ♪ ♫
[clap clap]

As far as I'm concerned, that block is hallowed ground.

This turkey thinks otherwise.

This reminds me of that tasteless Halloween display, off 166th, from back in 2010.

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I only call it tasteless because of the neighborhood consensus, but I didn't really have a problem with it.

Sure it was in bad taste, but it was creative.

I also don't have a problem with someone pissing on Christmas, but when you live 2 houses down from the St Jude's rectory, come the fuck on.

Don't make Father Rogerson drive by that shit.

And don't be acting like google doesn't fucking exist.

-Neighbor out.

Adopt A Goat

This wether is named Rowdy and he is ready to be adopted.

Stop by and visit him at Farrel Mcwhirter Park.

While you're their, try not to look directly at Bitsy's vagina.
It's all red, pouted and gross.

Update

I can't seem to get this image of Bitsy's vagina out of my head.  I had to draw it because I don't know how to act upon these feelings.

-Neighbor out.

Update

Area gem submitted this solution to our problem.  

Pig panties to cover those porky, pink lips.

Signs

Jesus Christ!

Rich people are so fucking rich!

All shall yield!!!!

Punks

THE FUCK IS THIS??????

It's fucking chalk!

Powdered chalk!

Obviously a rhetorical statement, unlikely to mean "Your Best Friend."

What shit!
Is there a new gang on Education Hill?
A gang of petty chalk thieves who are hesitant to ascend from mischief to actual vandalism, yet have no problem representing their set with hasty, improvised scribbles, which can totally be fine tuned on the fucking free-wall at the skate park?

Parents of the Hill,
YOU ARE RAISING A CROP OF LAZY, CALLOW, BITCH-ASS PUNKS!

If your part-time-thug, little pricks were to step over these letters and continue 1.8 miles down the trail, they'd likely get their chubby butts brutally beaten, and sodomized with pickets salvaged from city council, elections signs, by the feral children of the trailer park in "Little Mexico" (Police term) who run up and down Avondale barefoot, playing with fire and broken glass all day.

-Neighbor out.

Daylight Savings

Well here's a picture I took at 5:20pm, on the first shit jog, of the first shit day, of our dark, shit winter.

The new street lamp, at the 110th crossing, seems to be doing it's job well.  

Unlike some area rich people who shit in my streets.  

Set your clocks back.

-Neighbor out.