THE FUCK IS THIS??????
It's fucking chalk!
Powdered chalk!
Obviously a rhetorical statement, unlikely to mean "Your Best Friend."
What shit!
Is there a new gang on Education Hill?
A gang of petty chalk thieves who are hesitant to ascend from mischief to actual vandalism, yet have no problem representing their set with hasty, improvised scribbles, which can totally be fine tuned on the fucking free-wall at the skate park?
Parents of the Hill,
YOU ARE RAISING A CROP OF LAZY, CALLOW, BITCH-ASS PUNKS!
If your part-time-thug, little pricks were to step over these letters and continue 1.8 miles down the trail, they'd likely get their chubby butts brutally beaten, and sodomized with pickets salvaged from city council, elections signs, by the feral children of the trailer park in "Little Mexico" (Police term) who run up and down Avondale barefoot, playing with fire and broken glass all day.
What shit!
Is there a new gang on Education Hill?
A gang of petty chalk thieves who are hesitant to ascend from mischief to actual vandalism, yet have no problem representing their set with hasty, improvised scribbles, which can totally be fine tuned on the fucking free-wall at the skate park?
Parents of the Hill,
YOU ARE RAISING A CROP OF LAZY, CALLOW, BITCH-ASS PUNKS!
If your part-time-thug, little pricks were to step over these letters and continue 1.8 miles down the trail, they'd likely get their chubby butts brutally beaten, and sodomized with pickets salvaged from city council, elections signs, by the feral children of the trailer park in "Little Mexico" (Police term) who run up and down Avondale barefoot, playing with fire and broken glass all day.
-Neighbor out.
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