Adopt A Goat

This wether is named Rowdy and he is ready to be adopted.

Stop by and visit him at Farrel Mcwhirter Park.

While you're their, try not to look directly at Bitsy's vagina.
It's all red, pouted and gross.

Update

I can't seem to get this image of Bitsy's vagina out of my head.  I had to draw it because I don't know how to act upon these feelings.

-Neighbor out.

Update

Area gem submitted this solution to our problem.  

Pig panties to cover those porky, pink lips.

Signs

Jesus Christ!

Rich people are so fucking rich!

All shall yield!!!!

Punks

THE FUCK IS THIS??????

It's fucking chalk!

Powdered chalk!

Obviously a rhetorical statement, unlikely to mean "Your Best Friend."

What shit!
Is there a new gang on Education Hill?
A gang of petty chalk thieves who are hesitant to ascend from mischief to actual vandalism, yet have no problem representing their set with hasty, improvised scribbles, which can totally be fine tuned on the fucking free-wall at the skate park?

Parents of the Hill,
YOU ARE RAISING A CROP OF LAZY, CALLOW, BITCH-ASS PUNKS!

If your part-time-thug, little pricks were to step over these letters and continue 1.8 miles down the trail, they'd likely get their chubby butts brutally beaten, and sodomized with pickets salvaged from city council, elections signs, by the feral children of the trailer park in "Little Mexico" (Police term) who run up and down Avondale barefoot, playing with fire and broken glass all day.

-Neighbor out.

Daylight Savings

Well here's a picture I took at 5:20pm, on the first shit jog, of the first shit day, of our dark, shit winter.

The new street lamp, at the 110th crossing, seems to be doing it's job well.  

Unlike some area rich people who shit in my streets.  

Set your clocks back.

-Neighbor out.