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Oh neat!

Some selfish fuck replaced my palm with the damaged bollard.  

My neighborly neighbor pointed out that the staple was probably sawed off, instead of clipped off, because the ends are not pinched.  

That probably took forever to cut.  

I bet when he was cutting the second side, he stopped caring about the passing cars.

Now that the bollard is back in place, can you see how the ravaged staple no longer aligns with the grey, square hasp?

That's because the fucking pig, who stole our palm, didn't clean all the dirt from the planter.  

What a furious, selfish thief.  

Aww, I love when my aggression corrupts others.  

-Neighbor out.

Thwarted

These awful sunglasses, and this key, I took with me to the trail today.  

They are symbols of my aggression. 

Usually I take nothing to the trail, but my jogging gear.  

Those of you waiting for the berry's to ripen can probably understand that I've waited, a very long week, to reep what I've sewn on the trail... and it's a beautiful seafair Saturday.

With the bollard in sight, I was so excited to get a look at the trail.

Mother Fucker vitiated the bollard!

The lock is gone, and one of the boats is gone.

That shitty fucking asshole couldn't get through my lock, so he sabotaged the staple.

Twice!

The bollard was not his to modify and the lock was not his to take... but it is Seafair weekend, after all.

I lost my shit for a second.  I got really pissed.  

I got really, really, really pissed.

Really fucking pissed.

I would never fuck with the guy's house, but I did walk passed the front of it.

He's not even at Seafair!!!!!!!

I'd like to think that sabotaging the bollard took so long that he missed the opportunity to launch his boat at a sensible time.

Maybe it ruined his Seafair, the same way he ruined part of the trail.  

Being that this guy has rendered the middle bollard obsolete, I have planted a fucking palm in its place.  

I think it's really quite lovely.  

Look!  You can still see it all the way over there.

Hi Palm!!!!!

-Neighbor out.